
boogers freezing in their nose.
Yuletide carols blasting through their headphones,
and toenails missing from their toes.
Everybody knows a Garmin and some chocolate GU,
help to make the run go right.
All the runnerds, with their eyes all aglow,
will run 'til they get that high.
They know that running makes their booty tight,
and crazy runners will even go at night.
And every runner's child is gonna spy,
To see if mommy or daddy runs by.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
to runners from one to 92...
Although it's been said, many times many ways
Happy Running to YOU.
I LOVED this! I'm going to have to borrow it!! So perfect!
ReplyDeleteahhhhhhh!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!
ReplyDeletethat's great! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're so freaking awesome.
ReplyDeleteLooooooove. This!!
Pure awesomesauce! :)
ReplyDeleteThis is totally hilarious and so true! I love it :)
ReplyDeleteI love it! Merry christmas to you!
ReplyDelete...now really a VIDEO post of your singing would have been AWESOME! lol
ReplyDeleteLove!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! This is great!!!! :)
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